104 Brain Needles, Legal Nightmares, and Why Should I Get a CT Scan After Car Accident Keeps Running Through My Head Like a Bad Jingle [Sound of coffee mug clinking] Is this thing on? Whatever. It’s… what day is it? Who cares. Table of Contents Needles in Brains: The New Normal?Legal Mumbo Jumbo That’s Melting My BrainCreepy Legal Stuff That’ll Keep You Up at NightJob Worries: Because Life Isn’t Complicated EnoughI’ve Lost the Plot (And Maybe My Mind) Needles in Brains: The New Normal? So, this lady… car accident. Minor one. Probably texting about cats or something. Gets a scan and bam! Needles. In her skull. Like… what? Is this a thing now? Are we all just walking around with haberdasheries in our heads? I swear, if I find out I’ve got a crochet hook lodged in my frontal lobe, I’m… I don’t know. Probably gonna need more coffee. Or less. I’ve lost count. Legal Mumbo Jumbo That’s Melting My Brain And now I gotta deal with the legal fallout. Because of course, I do. That’s my job. I think. Sometimes I wonder if I just dreamed up being a lawyer. Wouldn’t that be nice? Anyway, long term disability appeal process. There’s a fun phrase. Try saying that five times fast. I did. Bit my tongue. Now I sound drunk. Am I drunk? No, just tired. I think. Creepy Legal Stuff That’ll Keep You Up at Night You know what’s baking my noodles? Besides this whole needle-head situation? Disability surveillance tactics. Yeah, that’s a thing. Like we’re all in some bad spy movie. “The Bourne Disability.” I’d watch that. Maybe. If I ever sleep again. Job Worries: Because Life Isn’t Complicated Enough Oh, and here’s a fun one for your next anxiety spiral: Can your job fire you after a car accident? I mean, probably not legally. But add some skull needles to the mix and who knows? “Sorry, Bob, we have to let you go. Your head’s become a safety hazard. Think of the metal detectors!” I’ve Lost the Plot (And Maybe My Mind) You know what? Maybe I should move to Texas. Become one of those lawyers firm in Pearland TX. Sounds fancy. Pearly. Is Pearland pearly? Is that why they named it that? I need sleep. Or more coffee. Or to wake up and realize this whole needle-brain thing was just a weird dream brought on by too much late-night pizza and law textbooks. Is it normal to forget what a brain looks like? Asking for a friend. The friend is me. I’m the friend. Maybe I’ll become a professional CT scan… person. Thing. What do you call them? Scan… scanners? That can’t be right. Whatever. Gotta be better than this. If anyone needs me, I’ll be… somewhere. Probably. Unless I’ve turned into a pin cushion. Can people turn into pin cushions? After this case, I’m not ruling anything out. I’m going to bed. Or to stare at the ceiling and try to remember if humans have always had skulls or if that’s a new thing. Same thing, right? [Unintelligible mumbling fades out] 0 comment 0 FacebookTwitterPinterestEmail Team Techuck Techuck Team provides a wide range of topics, from the latest gadgets, software, and hardware developments to emerging technologies like artificial intelligence, blockchain, and the Internet of Things. previous post Protecting Your Rights with a Car Accident Lawyer in Huntsville AL next post The Principles and Versatility of Crown Restoration Related Posts Fraud Background Check: Protecting Your Business from Financial... September 19, 2024 Protecting Your Rights with a Car Accident Lawyer... September 8, 2024 Signs a Personal Injury Attorney Can Help with... September 8, 2024 Famous Moments in Milan’s History September 6, 2024 Taxi Service from Singapore to Desaru: Choose SgMyLimoTaxi August 30, 2024 Pro-Grade Heat Transfer Paper for Custom Designs August 28, 2024 Top 5 Aircon Chemical Wash Services in Ang... August 26, 2024 Understanding Pushback Racking: Maximizing Warehouse Efficiency August 13, 2024 Transform Your Life: The Hoffman Process at Mental... August 8, 2024 Flower Delivery Lysterfield August 8, 2024 Leave a Comment Cancel ReplyYou must be logged in to post a comment.